Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.
by Linkdicks October 18, 2008

by MR.CHEESEFRIES April 21, 2014

by Joel OSU March 31, 2003

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?
Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
by Moo Ass March 27, 2009

by Eric Harmatz May 8, 2006

Noun: Cured meat from the back or sides of a Las Vegas piggy. Only served during the morning hours at a hotel's all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. Usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won't kiss you afterwards.
Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
by LosVeggas November 14, 2011

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.
by SourTheDk September 17, 2017
