A food that is covered in a tortilla or some other kind of sheet
The thing I shove up my ass sometimes
The thing I shove up my ass sometimes
Random ass dude: Ay man what chu eating
Me: A burrito
*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir
Me: A burrito
*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir
by PeepMC April 14, 2021

by Tucker Fourchanitlee February 28, 2011

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.
"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"
by waffleenio February 9, 2022

"Babe, did you eat the burritos that were in the fridge??? I'm trying to make soup and can't find them."
by Evil Kermit July 19, 2023

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
by A joe cock November 12, 2020

the best fucking food burrito basically a food you eat after fucking a guy/girl
- Add me on discord babies : burrito#1721 // mal voice = h0t
- Add me on discord babies : burrito#1721 // mal voice = h0t
by fucking hacker burrito October 28, 2019
