Now Wave

The bastard child of No Wave, raised on blown-out amps, rusted distortion pedals, and YouTube rips of forgotten noise rock demos. Think modern no wave guitar skronk, noise rock tantrums, industrial clangs, and just enough rhythm to keep the basement mosh pit from collapsing into complete chaos.

"This band is straight up Now Wave, now you will hear us rumble your balls"

by ZaGlitch100 September 5, 2025

totally bored right now

You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!

Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!

by im so craycray March 29, 2021

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

I have turned Super Saiyan now.

Super Saiyan: A form in the Dragon Ball franchise. Used to announce that you have developed terminal cancer that you will not survive.

Person 1: Hey, I have turned Super Saiyan now.
Person 2: No way bro, I'm so sorry for you.

by mmmmahyes August 9, 2022