Definitions by ZaGlitch100

Lnord

That one guy who thinks he’s vibing with the group but is really just the punchline

Bro thinks he's part of the team but he's just a Lnord.

Lnord by ZaGlitch100 November 1, 2025

Now Wave 

The bastard child of No Wave, raised on blown-out amps, rusted distortion pedals, and YouTube rips of forgotten noise rock demos. Think modern no wave guitar skronk, noise rock tantrums, industrial clangs, and just enough rhythm to keep the basement mosh pit from collapsing into complete chaos.

"This band is straight up Now Wave, now you will hear us rumble your balls"

Now Wave by ZaGlitch100 September 5, 2025

Sasscore 

A hardcore punk genre that emerged out of Post-Hardcore in the late 1990s and early 2000s alongside the growing Screamo scene, seen as a reaction to the perceived machismo in hardcore at the time. The style took heavy influence from numerous sources outside hardcore, such as Dance-Punk, New Wave, and even Disco, and fused them with influences from inside the scene like screamo, Grindcore, and Metalcore. The resulting sound of sass is characterized by its flamboyant stylings, particularly the lispy, sassy vocal style which lends the genre its name, and a manic and tumultuous atmosphere incorporating angular and chaotic guitar parts, danceable rhythms, synthesizers, and sometimes blast beats. In conjunction, there is a significant lyrical focus on vulgar and sexual imagery, with a noted homoerotic bent.

The Blood Brothers is a sasscore band.

Sasscore by ZaGlitch100 March 6, 2025

MAGA Energy 

A distinct, often overwhelming aura of hyper-patriotism, political zeal, and unshakable confidence in one’s beliefs, regardless of facts or opposition. Usually accompanied by a red hat, loud opinions, and an all-caps online presence.

"Karl had a aura of MAGA Energy when he walked into the house during Thanksgiving."

MAGA Energy by ZaGlitch100 March 6, 2025

Cy Young 

A larger-than-life corporate overlord. The ultimate CEO bossman who rules the office with an iron grip and a 6’8” stance. Known for his bone-crushing handshake, fear-inducing eye contact, and a grey suit that radiates pure dominance. Commands the workplace like a king and hands out pink slips like party favors.

Dude, my new boss is a total Cy Young. I swear he can smell fear.

Cy Young by ZaGlitch100 March 4, 2025