Talk to Gary

taking a shit. Derived from Cockney rhyming slang. "Gary" (from Gary Glitter, meaning "shitter").

I need to go talk to Gary.

by Swanie July 11, 2006

tard talk

conversation imitating speech characteristics of actors, cartoon characters, fellow humans with speech flaws, animals, etc.

When you said, "I wub you" it was tard talk.

by Friend of Big Sun July 10, 2007

lanky-talk

Lanky-talk....to talk with a broad Lancashire accent. To talk Lankysher.

Norbreck...."Ey our Eli! Tha' nos tha`ll ne`er gerrof wi that posh bird from that there London"

Eli...."Owdst tha work thaddun out our Norbreck?"

Norbreck...."Well, shid nod understand a bloody word tha sed, coz tha`s too full o`t t`lanky-talk tha` nos"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Shapiro talk

Talking too fast for everybody else to comprehend the meaning behind your words but still making sense.

"I had to record him in 120 fps in order to understand his Shapiro talk."

by Clock Stomp January 17, 2019

Strawberry Talk

The act of talking someone sweetly, in order to get them on a date, or in bed.

That Casanova was in the midst of a strawberry talk, when he turned and said the same thing to another woman!

by Nimbot February 2, 2009

bottom talk

The hilarious auditory effects associated with the release of gaseous material from the bowels through the rectum.

"Sally, did your bottom talk?"

by Mr. Honeyham October 28, 2009

talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

by ehup November 26, 2003