stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

t-rex stand

when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.

i have such a t-rex stand

by nicki_minaj_fan May 15, 2025

Man-Standing

When a man stands over someone while they’re sitting down.

Men Standing over someone / woman with their crotch in a person’s/ woman’s face while they’re sitting down in a public area.

When I ride the New York City train and the bus gets crowded that’s when the man-standing starts.

Stop man standing over me it’s gross.

by TheFeministKiara May 18, 2025

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

Peg Stand

It’s like a keg stand, but instead involves pegging.

Hey you silly goose, let’s get drunk and do a peg stand

by The Flatulator May 23, 2025

Cadia stands!

A Warhammer 40K reference. It is an example of the indomitable human spirit, Cadia Stands! is a rallying cry for humanity, as the planet broke before the guard did.

As the chaos cultists closed in the last three imperial guardsmen shouted,”Cadia Stands!”, and fulfilled their duty for the Emperor

by PsychoPubBoi April 16, 2024

standing ovation

when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water

how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation

by janicethefrog April 29, 2024