Stalker

Crazy fucks who spend their time spying to be nosy.

I think I'm being followed by a stalker.

by R&B Lover July 10, 2016

talk stalker

Someone (usually you dont know them) who seems to follow you everywhere and always tries to talk to you. Often texts and leaves comments on your space.Always tries to strike up a conversation while you are talking to someone else

So why dont you like Jim?

Hes a talk stalker

by me no wait Jesus December 8, 2007

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas in yo mouth444 November 15, 2010

leg shaker

When you shit in your pants and have to shake out the turd.

There's a turd in front of the buggies. My guess is that it was a leg shaker

by Ihadtocleanitup May 26, 2018

Stalker

n); A person who you never talk to or don't even know who know's your name and addresses you with it.

Bill- Hey Craig.
Craig- I don't know you, your a stalker.

by Dylmeyster Flex November 27, 2003

stalker

A games player who skulks about in the back ground looking for an opportunity to kill Mame and torture, usually has all the best guns on a game and all the best hiding places and probably put 30 quid into the online game to buy guns and characters and pretend that hes just great at the game, with the name Steven and sits to long phoning his girlfriend who usually fashion mad woman with a ring tone that would drop a horses anal contents half a field away.

That Stalker is a hacking bastard, he uses that gun again and i am out of here!

by shuggiedoox2 September 13, 2009

salt shaker

Term men will use for a woman (while the term could be used in reverse, its rarely seen), usually a very attractive woman, who a man has befriended. While the friendship itself could turn into something more, one of the fringe benefits of being her friend is being introduced to her friends, (who are also equally, even exceedingly, attractive) with a strong letter of recommendation, from the original girl 'friend.'

The dilemma for the man becomes - does he work to turn the friendship into something more, or work his way into the network? If he works to build something more out of the friendship, he automatically becomes 'off limits' to all of the first girl's friends, regardless of the outcome with the first girl.

The saltshaker is the girl 'friend.' If the man opts to date his friend (saltshaker), all the other spices are suddenly taken off the table, never to be returned.

by Gingimlet2000 July 2, 2005