squirrelly

Describes a man trying hard to get a nut (like a squirrel) and usually not caring how repulsive the girl may look or about her personality.

I just broke up with my girlfriend, I'm gonna get real squirrelly tonight!

by Jamesey123 November 23, 2011

Squirreling

To act like a fucking retard, or a Clay.

Excuse me sir, but why didnt you do your homework?

Oh i was just squirreling

by sk8flip420yo September 21, 2009

Dirty Dirt Squirrel

A name pertaining to a normally clean, well-kept person who shows up to the occasional social function looking slovenly.
Particularly pertains to homosexuals who've had a lapse in personal hygiene.
eg. Wearing a wife-beater with stains and holes.

Oh my God J.P., you look like a dirty dirt squirrel!

by Voortman Cookie Model May 3, 2006

foaming squirrel

When a guy is giving someone anal, while that receiver chews on a alka seltzer, making the receiver look like he/she is foaming out the mouth and the penis represents the tail.

dude i totally gave this girl a foaming squirrel last night.

by cindy-lo-who March 10, 2009

dirty squirel

its when you cum 3 times on a girl's back, then you dip your NUTS in the cum. After that you put your whole nut sack into the girl's vagina. Last but not least the girl sucks your nuts clean so she can taste the cum and her own juices.

You: Hey Jennifer, I'm bored can I give you a dirty squirel.

Jennifer: Sure why not!

by flyers21 July 11, 2007

Secret Squirrel

Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.

Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER

by swagmasta3k December 28, 2013

Dirt Squirrel

The Drink!

- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.

cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel

by MCundies March 27, 2008