Square Donkey

In polish, a saying meaning "idiot".

"You're a square donkey!"

by Sebastian32 November 3, 2008

squat hole

A vagina resembling a clown pocket. Large enough for one to squat and take a shit in like one would do on a camping trip in the woods.

John:Have you seen Jennifer's pussy man?

Mike:Yeah she's got a squat hole...I'd like to take her camping.

John:Yeah I want some captain D's too.

by Jaque MeHauffe October 16, 2009

square circle

A logical contradiction.

Based on the interpretation of the Libertarians Against Capitalism, this phrase would have to be considered a logical contradiction, like "square circle."

by AustroLibertarian-UD May 18, 2010

Squarecut

A hair cut usually applied to young males, it is basically in the shape of a box spiked at the top and faded on the side

Did you see Pauley D, his Squarecut is awesome?
I'm gonna get myself a Squarecut.
That guy's Squarecut is totally hot.
I think every guy on the Jerseyshore should have a squarecut.

by YUGGIB September 5, 2010

squarelork

Adj. some one who isnt the brightest crayon in the coloring box and is very short. At times they can have a little temper.
they are a square, loser, and a dork at the same time! Oh and they are funsize for sure! and can make you smile anytime. they are one of a kind.

loser square dork short squarelork

by yourmomwenttocollage1234567890 April 5, 2011

Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011

square boots

When you insert the penis in the vagina and when you jizz you jizz in her nose make her sniff it and then smack the back of her head

Wow what a square boots that was perfect

by Pleanis March 9, 2015