When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.
My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
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Get the Sneaky Link mug.Sneaky Tzatziki is a circular hand motion that one does to signify a polite way of saying Hello. Usually people in quiet places such as libraries, schools, or workplaces will use Sneaky Tzatziki to say hello to individuals, peers, or colleagues when they are unable to have a conversation.
Victoria sneaky tzatzikied Valentina as she walked in to the meeting room. Valentina was to busy on a phone call so she sneaky tzatzikied Victoria back. ( this was a polite exchange of saying hello to one another)
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Get the Sneaky Tzatziki mug.An information asymmetric approach to life which enables the person to each (a) save time through efficiently organizing actions so that more can be fitted in, (b) effectively analyzing options in a way to save money and/or, (c) presenting information is such a way that it helps the person make the system work for them. There is often a covert aspect associated with being sneaky where not all information is disclosed to all parties. Being sneaky often involves pushing the boundaries or experimenting with what is considered normal.
Bradley was sneaky when he fitted in a quiet surf after breakfast and before work by driving instead of catching the bus
Felix sneakily saved money by signing up to multiple accounts with new email addressees
Jessica was sneaky when she signed her husband up for a clothing service so she did not have to tell him that his clothes looked bad
Helmut was sneaky when he combined his work coupons to get all of his groceries for free
Felix sneakily saved money by signing up to multiple accounts with new email addressees
Jessica was sneaky when she signed her husband up for a clothing service so she did not have to tell him that his clothes looked bad
Helmut was sneaky when he combined his work coupons to get all of his groceries for free
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Get the bless yo sneaky link phone day mug.The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country
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Get the Sneaky Mexican mug.The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly
The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying
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