Conduct Slip

A slip issued to students with poor conduct. Made popular by students with ok conduct laughing at students with poor conduct

Doing homework in class give you a CONDUCT SLIP.

by viva la oscar March 17, 2023

slipping

The act of transitioning from a typical state of mind to one of a drug-induced state of mental fatigue where it becomes difficult to follow a train of thought or converse logically with others, without arousing suspicion

Pardon, Mortimer, have you noticed Nathaniel straight slipping today? The word on the street is that he has been up for two weeks on ice.

by DrFrijolito April 1, 2023

Keefian slip

A statement that highlights something already obvious. Often occurs when a joke goes over someone's head.

"Nah, I'm gonna flunk this exam. 0% for sure."
"Wait, how? You're great at that subject!"
"That was the joke, man. Keefian slip?"

by mystdeoxys June 12, 2024

Keefian slip

To point out something already obvious in conversation; often the result of missing sarcasm or having nothing to say.
Name comes from "kief", another word for cannabis crystals, thus roughly translating to 'a mistake made when high'.

(Math nerd): "Dude, I'm going to absolutely flunk this exam. 0% for sure.
(Friend): "Wait, what? But aren't you amazing at math?"
(Math nerd): "Yeah... that was the joke. Keefian slip?"

by mystdeoxys June 13, 2024

The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.

Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!

by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024

Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024

slipping liquid

Verb: when you almost crap your pants when you have diarrhea.

My stomach didn't feel right, I bent over, and next thing you know I was slipping liquid.

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024