singleberry

A clump of excrement formed in the tangle of one's rectal fuzz from the coalescence of two or more smaller dingleberries. This species of fecal deposit is far more devastating than its well-known cousin and has been known to clog up an entire anal pathway, necessitating emergency extraction. The technology required to produce dingle fusion was first achieved by the Nazis during WWII under the top-secret covert operation Pootonium.

'I just got back from the hospital.'
'God. How is he?'
'...Not good.'
'Was it dingleberries after all?'
'No. It was...a singleberry.'
'Hole-y shit.'

by Ann L. M. Ancipator May 29, 2010

singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.

I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet

by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010

Singleton

A single sock missing it’s other that would make it a complete pair.

Wtf Scott, you and all your mismatched socks! What are you going to do with that singleton you pulled out of the laundry basket? Put it in your drawer by itself?!?

by ScottySez April 27, 2020

stingle

painful, throbbing feeling in a part of your body

my foot stingles, that might stingle

by Masteradam September 23, 2006

sangled

marian hockey team new word for dangle. dangle has been out for too long. sangle is snipe and dangle together.

wow holy shit that nigga just got sangled!!!!


shit mikey just got sangled by joey!!!

by dizzyyy January 27, 2009

opera singer

One who's sexual being is all about themselves; for example, one who demands that their pleasure is above their partner's. All you can think is "me-me-me-me-me."

Yeah, Kiki and I finally had sex the other night...but she's a bit of an opera singer... you know, "me-me-me-me-me."

by jfwordsmythe March 17, 2017

shingle

A paddle, as is common in Greek Letter Fraternities and Sororities

Make me a shingle, pledges!

by Chris Law February 7, 2007