Shouldershookin'

When someone's talking to you but is looking past you to your girlfriend/ boyfriend and can't help it and keeps doing it!

I was talking to the waiter and the whole time he was shouldershookin' me like I didn't see him doing it

Shouldershookin' by AnamayBeNot October 15, 2025

Shoulding

The act of pelting someone with unsolicited "you should" advice, as if you've cracked the code to their life's success.

Symptoms of being shoulded on include: forced smiling, nodding while mentally drafting your resignation from the conversation, and the overwhelming urge to reply "wow, never thought of that."

Deep and Jen compared notes after the conference and realized the person had been shoulding on both of them.

"Deep, you should really know who's using your product." said someone who has never built a product.
"Jen, you should be writing more content for your website." said someone whose last blog post was in 2019.

Shoulding by kiwiupover December 9, 2025

Shoulders

Someone's balls.

She giving me head, neck, all the way to my shoulders.

Shoulders by deerboii January 9, 2026

Trim Shoulder 

When you trim for so long, the muscle in between your shoulders ache for days.

Damn, this trim shoulder hurts!

Trim Shoulder by GanjaGobbler August 21, 2013

alternative shoulder tap 

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

alternative shoulder tap by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

business shoulder 

Sore shoulder from performing many hand shakes

I've been so busy networking this week I've got business shoulder from all the handshakes

business shoulder by Uberbabe December 16, 2016

albanian shoulderless brown snake 

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

albanian shoulderless brown snake by Banjo84 May 19, 2017