selso

Usually a liar with a huge ego but average or small penis. He is also short-about 5'2. In love with himself to the point that he creates his own gravitational pull. Unable to empathize, kind of conservative and close-minded. On the other hand he is energetic, athletic and can be kind of like a cheerleader. Not good at relationships. Just usually there to give girls attention, but they never take him seriously.

You heard Selso spreading rumors again? He says I want him but its the other way around. What a little weasel.

by beenwronged November 11, 2011

ass eating season

It's that type of season where you need to eat all the ass.

Dude 1"Dude it's that type of season." Dude 2 "What season". Dude 1 ass eating season

by Boi it's katilyn October 22, 2017

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013

sensorship

The perfect way to keep blacks from speaking their mind on a radio station or television screen.

and example of sensorship would be sam l jackson and micheal jackson, and of course rap / hip-hop music.

by d jones August 16, 2006

Seasoned

The act of putting one or many bullets in to someone. Taken from the Daily Show when John Stewart referred to the act of Cheny peppering his friend with a shot gun as Seasoning.

This fool didn't know who he was messing with so me and the boys got in to the Escalade rode up on him and seasoned his ass.

by crashman0 April 11, 2006

seasoned pan

When you are coking on the stove and you purposely, or are lazy and use the previous pan or skillet that is already on the stove and you can taste the seasoning and flavor from the previous dish. This works especially well eggs and other absorbant foods. Best results occur after coking a steak or any other fancy foods. If you do not know what was previously cooked, don't worry, it will still turn out good 99% of the time. However, if the previous dish was burnt it will turnout bad 100% of the time. Seasoned plates do not work and are gross, needless to say.

Pops: Wow, son this meal is delicious. What seasoning is on this food?
Me: I used a seasoned pan pops!
Pops: I love you.

by z!g July 10, 2009

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011