Second degree boner

A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.

"I totally just got a Second degree boner watching you two make out."

by raladical December 30, 2011

Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.

Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.

by Extracting December 1, 2013

second splash

When you have a successful bowel movement but sometime later need to go back to the toilet for more.

I had a good one this morning but had to go back for a second splash after breakfast

by bdbetty October 11, 2015

Second Drunk

When you've been day drinking, take a short break and then start drinking again on into the night.

You: dude, I'm glad I sobered up, I'm starting on my second drunk of the day.

by HoneyDH October 22, 2015

Second First Kiss

When someone puts their lips on your private for the first time

Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*

by Erinmnoah May 27, 2016

Second flush

When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up

Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush

by AUWFT September 17, 2016

Second Hand Crush Syndrome

Second Hand Crush Syndrome (SCS) Is when you see your friends crush and start to feel mild side effects of having a crush (the crushies) because you know your friend likes them and definitely not because you have started to have feelings for this person.

I just saw my bffs crush and my palms got all sweaty, and I started giggling . I think I have Second Hand Crush Syndrome....

by ilovevampirediaries February 20, 2017