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1-A mentally disabled person
2-A word that for some horrible reason is used as an okay word to say...
3-A word sometimes used to insult someone.
Retard is the only word that has actually hurt my feelings, although it doesn't anymore becuase bullies have broken me inside....Kill me now...
Retard by Ender Piggy March 17, 2017
Hayden Creson: A mentally retarded cunt named Hayden Creson
Retard by rj colon April 28, 2017
Donald trump used to make fun of retards and then eventually became one
retard by niggers are white October 31, 2017
A word that Americans think is a slur but is used casually in Britain, cause we don't cry over everything.
IT'S NOT A SLUR
"shut up you retard"
retard by symxxxx February 11, 2021
A stupid person.
I have detected a retard
location: 🫵
retard: am I retarded?
the person who is currently reading this definition: no I am
retard by FireChickenLikesBeans April 26, 2023

clingfilm retardant 

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.