Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.

Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024

Redneck sauce

A combination of ketchup and mayo made into a thick,homogeneous,pink colored sauce , it's used in most cases for dipping,dressing or even as a mixing condiment also it can be used to win an argument against mikeala

Mikeala: redneck sauce isn't ketchup and mayo mixed together

Me: yes it is,just check it on the urban dictionary

by Whodatboiiii August 6, 2017

Redneck's Friday night

The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.

Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.

by SquidSplitter June 3, 2015

Redneck

When a male sticks his penis in another man's throat and face fucks him so furiously that the bottom of the 2nd man's neck becomes red

That guy is a redneck

by Killer Kile August 1, 2017

Redneck

Someone who lives in a swamp in Alabama and cooks food in a bathtub.

Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”

by What is in your search history December 5, 2021

redneck jet fuel

Any flavor of Monster Energy.

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019