quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.
Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.
by wolfbait51 April 15, 2011
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Fruity Queef Nugget

A person who is being a complete asshole.
and you just feel like killing.
and needs to get hit by a queef nugget.
"Get off my girlfriend you fucking fruity queef nugget!"

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by FQN May 27, 2009
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refried queef

When you fart, and the fart bubbles come up the front and sound like a queef.

for guys, if you fart and it tickles your balls.
"ew did you seriously just queef?"

"no way! it was totally a refried queef!"
by briqui May 16, 2009
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arkansas queef patty

The act of a girl shitting and queefing in your mouth while your eating them out
by Blueballs22 July 13, 2018
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Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
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Alabama queef canon

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
by the one and only steve March 30, 2019
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kansas city queefs

The pinnacle of mediocre. Win games, go 11-5, choke the playoffs. Fucking booty
"Yo what the fuck?? the QUEEFS beat the Pats????" - Dave
"Just watch them lose in the playoffs against the motherfucking, trash ass, booty-filled Titans"
*Titans came back from a 21-3 deficit to beat the "high-powered" kansas city queefs*
by shitdicknick September 26, 2018
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