put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

put on

to provide with a drug hook up.

a real drug dealer puts it on, so the middlemen can sling it.

"homie i'm gonna put on for ya."

by xspeed January 7, 2009

I put the impin' in the pimpin'

An ancient phrase beginning time of Muhammed and Gabriel of ancient Islam history. It means, upon last night I most certainly had sexual intercourse with all members of you interelated family. A horrible insult.

Gabriel: Before I give you the recitings of God, I must tell you that I put the impin' in the pimpin' last night.
Muhammed: Surely not all of them in one night!?!?
Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

by Imac December 21, 2003

put a little south in your mouth

sucking on a guy's dick. the dick is the south because it's "down at the bottom" and you put it in your mouth.

Girl: lets go to WifeSaver to grab something to eat.
Boy: Yea sure, but you have to put a little south in your mouth first.

by polkadotz January 31, 2008

put it on the book

to upload information (photo, link, ect) on facebook

oh, that's a great pic ! Imma put it on the book ina sec

translation : this picture will be on my facebook page soon

by shackmama May 18, 2010

put your hands up

Putting up your hand

-put your hands up bro

by remelasda July 23, 2015