Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013

Pork and Ghost 🐷 👻

Railing a chick out, then immediately ghosting her after. Also known as haunted pig!

Sorry I was late to the tee time boys, was playing a little bit of haunted pig late night…gave her the old pork and ghost 🐷 👻

by Saucybastard May 11, 2025

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019

Pork pack

A video surfaced of otis smoking on that pork pack surfaced in toledo jbeast with the commentary exclaims “ ayo bro really smoking onna frank, he smoking on that pork pack”

Yo bro you smoking on that pork pack from ohio son

by crisyueng June 6, 2023

Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

Pork Steer

Cutting a hole in an onion and farting inside of it

Yo you hear that Becki chick pork steered at the party last night?

by J Dahmer November 21, 2022

Bagging Pork

Putting the boots to the old lady after a big meal.

We were going to go out for ice cream after dinner but we figured bagging pork would be more fun.

by firefighter0585 July 12, 2022