Polly pocket

Ugly ass little girls who try and take yo shit and steal everyone’s attention, they try to ruin take away your relationships with the people you’re closest with, give zero fucks about anyone but themselves and just wanna hoe around. These are typically girls I hate the most and have no interest in, they are extremely ugly and have NO HEART, and only talk to you when a nigga taken and you jus wanna slap da bitch

Dat ugly ass hoe is trying so hard to be a polly pocket

by Jazzy0355 February 5, 2019

Pocket Lint

something left behind by small orphans when they try to pick your pockets and find no money, they leave this behind so that there may be evidence of their existence as they are not normally noticed by people as no one cares about them.

omg i found pocket lint in my pocket a orphan must have visted my pocket

by tehchaos August 18, 2011

pocket cucumber

A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.

Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.

by ajj23 July 6, 2009

Pocket intruder

A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)

He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.

by beefstew429 December 15, 2010

Pocket Dynamite

A thin or wiry African American, or any man being dark in skin tone, to be perceived as "black". Slightly unnaturally strong for his weight and build, and having an explosive temper.
Often exhibiting symptoms of Napoleon Complexand/or AngryBlackMan around people they know, but explodes in any confrontation, will curse yell and will physically assault another person that he perceives has dissed him.
Wen a Pocket Dynamite guy gets angry, he explodes in violence and anger.
Called Pocket Dynamite because the man is so short that he could fit in you're pocket, has an explosive temper, quickly becomes violent, and feels the over welming urge to "prove" him self.

"Pocket Dynamite", or "Li'l Pocket Dynamite", "Little Pocket Dynamite", "Li'l Pocket Dynamite guy", "Wiry Pocket Dynamite dude"

"In front of the movies there was a short black guy yelling at some other guy (who was larger than the black guy)"
"Oh - one of those Li'l wiry pocket dynamite guys?"
"yea! , the big guy just bumped into him and he exploded and started ranting and yelling!"

"Stay away from that guy, - he looks like one of those Li'l Pocket Dynamite guys"

by IDN December 14, 2008

pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009