Playing Fookey

"Playing Fookey": When you skip doing something you *should* be doing to be on Facebook instead.

"She didn't come in to work today. She met a new guy online and is playing Fookey with him"

by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010

platinum 8

Platinum 8 { a.k.a Majestic King 8 or simply King Platinum } is the single greatest thug on the planet, legend has it that he created the universe over one billion trillion years ago by busting a rhyme that was so amazing it that it fabricated the very essence of the universe.

Platinum 8 is best known for his sculpted 8 pack abs hence the "8" and his charming abilities on women. Scriptures maintain, that on more than one occasion, he has caused every single hot woman on the planet to have an orgasm when he quickly flashed his 8 pack abs and whispered a ghetto rhyme.

His hobbies include:
being rediculously good looking
being the single greatest fighter MMA, Muay Thai etc on the planet and several other neighbourning solar systems
being rediculously good looking
going to the gym to look at underlings trying to be like him

nah brah, i would, but im very bust atm being really really handsome and flexing my 8 pack, maybe later .... CATCH BROWSKIE!.. platinum 8 out!

by anonim00SE June 24, 2010

Playing Fort

1. The act of fondling one's breast

2. The act of literally playing fort in a bra, as a child would do in a box.

1. Her DD tits are so nice, I could see myself playing fort with them (or Her DD tits are so nice, I could play fort with them)

2. Her J-cup is so big I can play fort in her bra.

by DefenitionGuru November 23, 2011

Playing Zelda

Playing with "links sword", and fingering "Zelda"

"Links sword" AKA teh Penis
"Zelda" AKA teh ass hole

Saiyan: Im going to be playing Zelda.

by Duskspeed December 30, 2011

playing it by ear

Not really sure how it going to work out. All depends. Sort of like "wait and see"

About whether we'll go to the concert or not, I'm playing it by ear.

by apmezroh January 14, 2017

playing cribbage

giving head on the down low, being sneaky, cheating on your boyfriend

boyfriend; " what are you doing at home alone with my best friend?" girlfriend: " we where just playing cribbage"

by loves god and rob tom petty December 4, 2016

Platinum Ass

The act of referring a woman's buttocks are fake as in injected with silicon. This is used preferably as a slur or a use of slang.

DeShawn: "Damn that's a Platinum Ass, that shit can't be real!"
Scott: "That is my sister for your information!"

by Somewhitefemlae April 6, 2017