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panties

Usually a girl's underwear.
You thought i was gonna write a story? Pfft, yeah right...

Word: Panties
by grace6177 September 16, 2023
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Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).
"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"
by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025
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Heavy Panty

Slang for "You shit your pants so fucking bad the shit is dripping from your leg"
Awe my little Heavy Panty! *sucks the shit out*
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
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Panty Anarchy

Okay, but if Panty Anarchy was real, I'd literally do ANYTHING for her! Like, name a task, and consider it done! I'm talking ride-or-die loyalty because her confidence and unapologetic attitude are just EVERYTHING. Seriously, I'd be her personal stylist, wingman, emotional support system – you name it! It's not even creepy; it's just pure, unadulterated admiration for a queen who knows how to live her life to the fullest. Panty, if you were real, just know you'd have a whole army of us ready to support your every move! i would die for her i freak out everytime i open pinterest bc she is all over it i see her in my dreams i see her in my day dreams i see her when i close my eyes i think about her all the time i love her i would do anything for her but leave her alone i want everything about her i dont know if i wanna be her or be with her i want both i want her to do whatever she wants w me thats my girl the baddie bae herself god fuck me woman i love you i love you i love Panty
townsfolk: OMG IS THAT THE ANGEL OF LUST?
Panty Anarchy: repent motherfucker!
by CamCamPruitt October 1, 2025
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Mr. Shift Your Panties

Sexual term used to describe a man who can woo a woman into sleeping with him.

I.e. f-boy.
(Mentioned by Afrobeats star, Wizkid, to describe himself in 2022 song "Money & Love, from his 2022 album "More Love, Less Ego".)
"Hey, I heard Chad left Katrina for Maria. Isn't it his 3rd relationship this semester? I thought he was a good guy. "
"Yeah, he thinks he is a Mr. Shift Your Panties. "
by Cleo patches February 28, 2024
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Panty Pelosi

When a girl is in her periods and is pissed drunk or sick and she shits her pants. The art work of shit and blood on her menstrual pad is call making a panty pelosi
Yesterday at the party, i could not hookup with anyone since i'm in my periods. So I started drinking a lot. I was so drunk at the end that a made a panty pelosi and threw it at the ceiling fan. What a night.
by TheSurveyor December 5, 2020
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hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.
The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”
by Bobdonis November 13, 2020
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