God

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.

Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”

by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019

God

1. (in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

2. (on stan twitter) @witnessavior

Omg did you see god's new tweet about Katy. A hit tweet is coming.

by witnessstam21 April 3, 2021

god

Me

I am god

by Screeching possum August 17, 2021

GOd

A level 99 white mage

Holy sh*t it’s God

by Wisest man May 30, 2018

God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018

god

very sexy

wow god

by ritviklikesdevanshi March 19, 2018

God

Something that doesn’t exist

God doesn’t exist.

by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018