Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

pohutukawa tree

A tree in Cape Reinga that all the Maori spirits go to when they are killed, but if you mess with the tree, bad things will happen to you and your family

I went and pulled a flower of the Pohutukawa Tree and I nearly got hit by a truck

by Lozza100 July 1, 2014

tree kicker

noune:/a female usualy of the obease that hangs out with the cute girl and promts her to diss you.

yea things woulda gone well if the tree kicker had a mc d's #1 to shut the fuck up!

by cabbage juice August 18, 2009

tree ups

originally derived from the process of sharing a cigarette on the terms of three puffs a piece.

"hey Welchy you wanna go outside for tree ups man?"

by Ryan Salisbury March 14, 2008

Acorn tree

An unusually vascular penis with a head shaped aerodynamically like an acorn and a springy and fluffy bush

When he shoves his acorn tree inside me I can feel his huge veins stretching me wider...

by Overlord12100 October 31, 2016

Juicy Tree

Where the shaft of the penis is tied by rubberband and paper clipped to a white shirt. So that the shaft is separated from the sack, making the illusion of a tree shape. Since the sack is full of semen the term "Juicy" applies as the male is ready for action.

Wife: I came home from work and my husband was waiting for me in full juicy tree. I was immediately wet.

by hcore1988 January 2, 2017

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020