so is your face

A comeback that always work no matter what kind of situation your in.

man#1: Nice day isn't it?
man#2: So is your face!
man#1: That doesn't make any sense.
man#2: So is your face!
man#1: That was uncalled for...
man#2: So is your face!

by Talkin' man December 01, 2010

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So Not Funny Bone

The part of the body that your girlfriend or wife possesses that somehow allows her to get offended by something you've said that everyone else in the room finds hilarious.

Wow, that joke that Joe told about the priest, the pianist and the tromboner was great, but his chick is staring daggers at him. He must've hit her So Not Funny Bone.

by SmoovJC February 04, 2014

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so shoot me

A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me".
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.

Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun.
Person 2 - So shoot me.

by rabblerouser August 19, 2006

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