Arse knob

Chocolate covered dick

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Falling out of my arse

Similar to "hanging out of my arse" but usually referencing tireness and fatigue instead of a hangover or a sense of feeling ill.

Steve: you gaming tonight?
Mickie luv: nah pal, I'm falling out of my arse, gonna call it a night.

by Louis Lovetrain May 3, 2023

brickies arse

To have ones arse on show cause their trousers are to big or to small.

Donald has a brickies arse

by WeeKnowItAll August 1, 2016

squeeky arse

Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.

Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"

by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024

arse over teakettle

To fall in an awkward manner, head over heels.

I fell arse over teakettle down the stairs.

by laddybuck May 18, 2016

flappy arse

it’s alan.

OMG LOOK THERES FLAPPY ARSE!!! (aka alan) #NOWAY! #REALLIFEALAN 😱😱😱

by keira X April 3, 2022

Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024