Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Eid nap

The crucially necessary nap all muslim kids must take after the eid jamaat

That eid nap with all the cousins in the living room just hits different

by SheikhRahman July 9, 2022

drifting nap

When you want to take a nap but every time you drift off to sleep you wake back up. Eventually you drift and wake up so many times that you feel refreshed.

I woke up this morning and I still felt tired, I took a drifting nap and I felt fine.

by Mia Falcone August 18, 2017

Baptist nap

The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services

Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.

by Sir3nZ October 23, 2022

Simp Nap

when youre depressed af so you go and take a nap so you wake up happy as fuck

"my grandma just died man, what should i do?"

" take a simp nap fam"

by mcmahonimal December 16, 2016

national nap day

On October 30th every person has the right to nap at any point in the day instead of doing other things. Napping is healthy for you so it makes you healthier as a person on this day.

Today I became healthier by taking a nap on national nap day

by poptartcartoons.inc October 30, 2019

Grown-napping

Kidnapping of a grown up by a kid

This kid came out of nowhere and tried grown-napping me.

by KiddBCrazy December 19, 2020