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Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.
Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7
by Real life hacks November 10, 2025
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Horny Muskrat

A person who goes to sleep at 7am and wakes up for their 5pm shift at 4:45. Always ready to lay it down but has no girls and is to afraid to go out to get some. Also is very hairy and ugly
“Damn, Garry really is a horny Muskrat
“I’ve gone to work, hit the gym, and had two meals before you even woke up you dumb horny muskrat”
by CharlieChan January 4, 2026
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Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉
I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!
by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026
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Shadowcasting Muskedunder

Extended version of muskedunder:
A privileged way to identify an enormous individual in terms of bodyfat. So large that the individual casts a large shadow over everything in its proximity.
**Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolls by in his electric wheelchair**

Some other dude to his friend:
"Damn! It got really dark so quickly. Is it an ongoing solar eclipse at the moment?"
"Nah man! Look. It's gotta be that Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolling by."
by This Guy Is Him March 11, 2026
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Oregon Musket

When a friend loads a straw or rolled up dollar bill with cocaine and proceeds to blow it up a friend's nose.
His nose was stuffed up, so his friend gave him an Oregon Musket.
by TheMuscle April 5, 2026
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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017
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