Minutes

What the court clerk emails you when your court is over. Or you get it in mail in jail. A typed out description of what happened in court.

CO: Hanks you got mail

Other inmates : Whatchu get?

Hanks: it’s just my minutes from court today

by Goodkidnomore November 28, 2022

5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 4, 2022

Minutes

Time of luxury. Should be free and includes nips, tips, and buns. Minutes are dreamy and free.don’t listen to someone that calls them currency

Oh boy those minutes mr Alexander have to Lukeypoo and jaggypoo were incredible

by Pepino Limon Bandit October 11, 2022

Minute

A period of 60 seconds.

"I'll be there in a minute"

by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022

Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.

Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.

by 2 centricle October 21, 2022

90 minute goal

when something is achieved last minute

eric: Hey, how did you submission go?
elle: it was fine but it was like a 90 minute goal kmt

by Elle.L January 5, 2022

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022