your matt

Generic insult derived from the name of a young 'Gaming Legend' who, according to law, tries to 'pwn y0ur b4535', and fails miserably every time.

'Jeez, ya Matt... quit eating my motherfucking chips.'

'Haha, check out that stupid Matt over there...'

by Chibiviscerator March 15, 2005

monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

Matt Ayapan

A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.

“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin”
“I don’t know”
“Your days late you monkey man”

by Monkeyy maunnn September 21, 2020

Mono Matt

doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly

"M y n a m e i s m a t t"

by krelle November 26, 2003

your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

Matt

A matt is a Nice guy but also a shy guy at times.He says one thing like i like you then says i never liked you.He is a huge gamer and it might take years to get him off. If you meet a matt you are going to want to keep him. At times he won't be confident to tell you his feelings. But you must give time to tell you all of his feelings. He is very funny and wierd.

Girl 1: I want to date him.
Girl 2: I am in love with Matt

by Todays mastermind January 18, 2015

Matt

A short, monkey lookin dude with cool shades. Watch out for his hairline, the peak is razor sharp. He’s the type of guy to drive a 2001 Toyota Corolla with his third leg.

Hey who’s that dude over there? He looks pretty cool in his 2001 Toyota Corolla.

Oh that’s Matt. You should see his shades

by Htoms ailema March 23, 2020