Magic Corndog

Shoving your erect cock into a Snickers and dunking it into a deep fryer. Traditionally served with a caramel drizzle.

"I went to the county fair and I got a Magic Corndog"

by StinkyBoiPussy April 21, 2022

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011

magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.

That witch is a magical bitchwad

by Marix April 25, 2008

Magical Oats

A name given to females with big booty.

Man, I'll tell you right now....your sister has magical oats!

by Mazoku June 26, 2009

Magic sword

A dick

I have to go whip out the magic sword lmao

by Bk is a bitch April 1, 2020

The Magical Smear

When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!

The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!

by RickyTodd September 19, 2009