1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 28, 2022
by dady's cumi October 04, 2017
A girl who makes your heart smile, and stimulates you physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. She is strong, determined and driven. She is confident in herself and educated. She will show you her soft side but also her hard side when needed. When you look into her eyes you will get lost and want to tell her she is amazing.
by big.unit October 09, 2020
She’s my little mamma
by Preston_griffith May 24, 2020
by Nuggetlover1000 December 12, 2017
He has the biggest FATTY of the boys. He believes that his permed mullet allows him to pull all the hoes. “Known as the smallest of the group”. He makes a decent amount of funny’s that are all usually interesting to say the least. Though he gets flamed quite often about BurgerBing. Is he a racist that is something we’ll never know.
Little pepper is NOT packing
by knox(y) March 29, 2022
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