red hot kitchen

Horny, Sexually aroused, waiting with haste, need of comfort, needy

I am red hot kitchen

by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013

chinese fire kitten

The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.

When JV rides the chinese fire kitten into the sunset, all wars will end.

by I am the chosen one October 9, 2013

bratty little kitten

A little who's a brat that is into kitten play.

Today kitty was pouty when daddy had to get off the phone; she was being a cute bratty little kitten.

by Kitten cuteness October 26, 2019

Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023

Kitchener

It was named Town of Berlin from 1854 until 1912.
Small city located in Southern Ontario, Canada. Last place to go for a vacation.

The only good places in Kitchener are The KPL Main Library, City Hall, clubs and Awesome University.

Yea all geeky places.

Kitchen-er - Water-loo

Think of it like a kitchen.

1: Hey where're ya from ?
2: ...Kitchener

by disconnect November 16, 2009

Cleaning your kitchen

This is when you spread your ass cheeks and someone licks your butthole.

Gay boy- Ayyy, I'm gonna be cleaning your kitchen tonight, -wink-.
Straight boy- Nawww, I'm straight, you faggot.

by P0000000000P298356398497853257 January 19, 2009

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens

Xmas gift for Large Dogs

"You got to give that mad dog of yours somethin'for Xmas to quieten him down. I read the local petshop's got an offer on A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens for $10.99"

by Mezbee July 20, 2008