nukka jung

a white boy living in the burbs of philly who always wears beanies and thinks he is black

K-web is such a nukka jung.

by Dirty Sanchez March 9, 2005

rumble in the jungle

A sexual practice between a man and a black woman, in which the woman lies on her back, head off the edge of the bed or couch, and performs oral sex on the man as he strattles her face. While deep-throating the man's penis, the woman inhales deeply through her nose, creating a vacuum which sucks the man's testicles onto her nostrils. Meanwhile, the man has taken the time to grow out his testicular hair as long as possible, thus creating the opportunity for the black woman to have an uncomfortable itching sensation in her nose. As he thrusts deeper, closer to climax, the itching becomes worse. Once the the moment of climax is imminent, the itching becomes unbearable, and the woman sneezes, releasing the testes from her nostrils. This causes a Katrina-like effect, amplifying the man's orgasm 10-fold, thus rumble in the JUNGLE.

Halle Berry's young model husband knew he had to propose after he got the "rumble in the jungle" one night.

by JayBlood September 9, 2010

Jungle glider

Glider is reference to the space where your ass cheeks meet and jungle is used when refereing to an abundance of hair. Therefore jungle glider would be the space between your ass and is also very hairy.

I was running my penis through this girls glider and boy let me tell you, she had a bad case of the jungle glider.

Look at that girl over there with her pants hanging down, you can see she has got a case of the jungle glider.

by J-tweezy June 24, 2005

Jungle Drip

When you fuck a dirty dumpster whore an hour after meeting her and within 3 days you have a funky green drip from your penis hole. (and maybe scaly crusty dick-skin)

Hey Josh, I told you not to fuck that nasty bar-whore Jen last weekend. I bet you've got the Jungle Drip now.

by HeyGurl6060 January 8, 2010

Jungle Book

To get someone, really good. By sending them a picture of a copy of Rudyard Kipling's classic story collection "The Jungle Book." Or by stroking them across the face mid-conversation and whispering "Jungle Book."

That sort of thing reallt gets them.

I totally Jungle-Booked him the other day. He was talking about his weekend and I whispered Jungle Book as a response.

by RoaminCatholic July 11, 2014

Jungle Boner

An STD caused by having intercourse in the jungle, specifically in a muddy or grassy area, that forms green vines wrapped around the penis.

Dude, that black girl was hot an all, but she gave me jungle boner.

by Bismo Funyuns October 2, 2013

Jingyu

Jingyu is a word used to describe someone who has trouble speaking on telephones clearly and concisely. They often vary in pitch and tone when on the phone making it very difficult to understand them. A common variation of a Jingyu is someone who overall is very sensitive and quite frankly a bit of a little bitch.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude what was that guy talking about on the phone?
Guy 2: I have no idea man, he wasn't making any sense, I think he was a telemarketer or something.
Guy 1: Man he was such a Jingyu

Example 2:

Guy 1: Where my boys at?

Guy 2: Not here, I think they went to crack open a cold one somewhere
Guy 1: Aw man, why didn't they invite me?
Guy 2: I'll be honest, it's cause you're a such a Jingyu....

by The Supreme Leader June 12, 2017