July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.

Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.

by Cult of Cashmere November 7, 2019

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July 4th

If your born on July 4th your are the most Awesome person in the world! And you let no one walk over you.

Girl: Are you born on July 4th?
Boy: Yes i am
Girl: thats amazing your birthday is on independence day!

by GoogleFactsBirthdays January 4, 2020

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july 25

the birthday of a really amazing person, very kind, gorgeous, puts others first and fr best person ever. has amazing fashion sense and is really talented too.

person: wow. they are so cool.
person 2: they must have been born on July 25

by thatgirl23442244 July 5, 2023

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July 26

July 26 is national fuck your bestfriend day

hey it's july 26, i'm gonna go fuck my bestfriend

by deps July 25, 2021

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The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month.
The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.

Jack: “Hey it’s send nude appreciation month”
Jill: “what’s that?”
Jack: “ The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month. The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.”
Jill: *sends nude*
Jack: “wow! I appreciate that”

by Kmiles5124 July 5, 2023

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July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.

Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.

by Rickrolled supernaturally July 11, 2021

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