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Someone who writes definitions about themselves on Urban dictionary.
Italians write how good italians are,Italians read how good they are...on definitions written by other italians...the rest of simply doesn't give a shit.
Truth is there are other nations who actually can do more then make a pizza,Germany build great cars and are known for their industrial machinery,development in technology,they are the largest european financial donater to 3th world countries (Italy is the smallest,NO JOKE) and everything else which makes Europe better hence they are also way richer then the average italian.
But in italian eyes a german is a barbaric creature regardless of what.
Italy is so good! It's probably the reason why lots of italians left the country during the 60's,if Italy is so good,why leave??? They are contradictional people indeed...
Italians also have this love for eachother,No italian will ever go against another italian,exept when rival football matches occur,they slit eachothers throat on matchday,yezzz thats real brotherlove...
Giancarlo; Italians are the best!!
Me; In everything?..
Gianarlo; Si offcorse!
Me; Oh then you wouldn't mind trading your BWM for my Alfa Romeo!
Giancaro; .....i no understand!
Me; yea....i figured you wouldn't
by Chileno_from_Chile!!! February 13, 2008
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Italian Bitch Slap

An act preformed upon a sleeping friend or relative in which one obtains an erection,pulls it up and releases said penis upon the sleeping party's facial region.
Dude!Ron passed out,give him an Italian Bitch Slap
by Keltin May 24, 2008
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Italian

First of all Sicily is part of Italy and so is Sardegna...
for centuries there has been constant conflict between north and south and much hate, something you'll never see unless you're born there. Living there me and my parents had a 10 year lawsuit against the dishonest bastards who sold us the house saying we didn't pay, all because my AMERICAN dad didn't listen to my mother and thought that in Italy you don't sign contracts... idiot. Good thing the guys died. Although it is politically, economically, and sometimes morally screwed up, I'd rather die there from second hand smoke as I eat fresh fish (not from naples or you'll get hepatitis) and go to a decent restaurant than live in any other country that totally seems screwed up culturally, at least from my prospective. Only Sardegna has the best beaches of Italy, thus the famous coast where all the movie stars go... but that's not where I'd go, see, i know the secret beautiful green bottom seeing beaches... go to the wrong one and youll be swimming in suage and oil. Yeap... I haven't read all the ... id call comments not defenitions, its like some sort of stupid guestbook here, but I don't know if any People who actually live in italy posted since we have other things to do as trying to find a job or a husband or both.. or kill the right guy. Or learn french or something... never learned spanish in italy... oh and a warning... we (not including me, im special) are kinda racist and open about it... so any real italian going to america will get shot first time they open their mouth to make a comment bout the black guy over there or the asian chick... yep... we.. rock.

Andatevene tutti a fottervi figli di puttana troia maledetta... ficcatevi le dita in culo e mangiatevi la merda della fogna dopo averla lasciata nelle mutande di un morto per tre giorni e quattro notti! FOTTETEVI! BAIRINDI a STI STRONZI!
oh n btw

it's
sono fiero di essere italiano/a... forgot the preposition
Ima italian and i can make a fun a the way americanz thinka italians talk cuz anyway we think thata americans talk with snot ina their brains cuza they sound lika they have tha cold when they a talking.
by m0u5y January 2, 2006
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Italian

one who is good at everything and is a sexy beast. Also makes good pasta and masters the game of twister. Also has good "ur-mom" jokes.
by yeah im sweet April 16, 2006
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italian fingercuffs

When you are fucking a girl from behind and she is blowing your friend and you eat a canolli.
Me and my friend Tony met a girl at a bar who was totally down for the italian fingercuffs.
by G. Voi November 16, 2007
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italian leather sofa

An example of a rich italian who thinks america should pamper him. Another refrance is from the popular cartoon "Mission Hill", the intro to the show is a band "Cake" who sings "Italian Leather Sofa".
a:Dude look at mario from Italy hes so cocky.

b:I know he wants us to treat him like an Italian leather sofa.
by corperate dumb February 23, 2009
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iramity

Iramity is a yimtoker with amazing edits 🤩
Omg it’s iramity! That’s the famous tiktoker!!
by Su1c1d4l.Fr34k August 30, 2021
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