Canada's History
A sex act involving moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in.
Canada's History by vstiles February 4, 2010
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After watching Colbert tonight, I can't wait to get a hold of the Stanley Cup and perform Canada's history.
canada's history by kindlegume February 4, 2010
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Canada's History
When you fist your girl in the ass and fuck her in the ear 69 style, and you come so hard it shoots her eyes out. While this happens, you pull your hand out so that her built-up shits end up in your face.
"Yo dude did you get with that chick?"
"Yeah man, we studied some of canada's history"
"yikes, she's not winning that rifle shooting meet tomorrow"
"fuck that, dude, my face stinks."
"Yeah man, we studied some of canada's history"
"yikes, she's not winning that rifle shooting meet tomorrow"
"fuck that, dude, my face stinks."
Canada's History by GerryWithAG February 4, 2010
Canada's History
1. You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
2. Vagina Ghonaherpasiphilaids ass shit cunt fuck motherfucker tits cocksucker piss out my asshole
3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.
2. Vagina Ghonaherpasiphilaids ass shit cunt fuck motherfucker tits cocksucker piss out my asshole
3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.
1. Canada's History is dirty.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.
Canada's History by jimmystheman February 4, 2010
Canada's History
A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.
Canada's History by ultradowney February 4, 2010
Canada's History
the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha
Canada's History by rob savage February 4, 2010
Canada's History
When you perform a Boston Pancake, wrap the pancake around a sexual toy, freeze it, then insert it into a relative's sexual orifice. You must create a drilling motion with the toy and you must wear a Bigfoot suit.
Steve - "Wow did you see that Canada's History John gave to Mom yesterday?"
Jill - "Yea, I did! You know, I wanted to be her first, dang!"
Jill - "Yea, I did! You know, I wanted to be her first, dang!"
Canada's History by CRich_ February 4, 2010