crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

weasel headed

When something is so uncool, its just plain unacceptable.

Dude that was weasel headed as hell,you pissing in that baby,s bottle the other night at the party.

by Jason Edmonds April 9, 2008

Red-Headed Ashley

Half a shot of raspberry sambuca, half a shot of peach schnapps.
Made famous by the infamous Ashley Love at Buddy's in Edmonton.

"Yo Lizzy! Three Red-Headed Ashley's!!
You, me, and Chad!"

by jstock14 April 3, 2009

floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees

That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard

by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009

medusa headed

A common term to describe a woman

That Medusa Headed bitch tried to stab me!!!

by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009

flare headed gutwrench

another name for a huge penis

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I went to work with my flare headed gutwrench

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Two-Headed Coomb

Definition: A Coomb with two heads. Derived from the anomaly of the Two-Headed Coomb. It normally resides in its' dwelling in the Santa Ynez Valley however returns to its homeland of Tenesse every once in a while.

It's a Two-Headed Coomb!
The Two-Headed Coomb has never held the bloody hammer.

by The Coomb Hunter November 13, 2011