by thegoatfucker October 17, 2013
Get the gravy felch mug.The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.
As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.
by SonoranBear April 4, 2012
Get the Gravy Crater mug.(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.
by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011
Get the Gravy dick mug.A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023
Get the Glorious Gravy Boat mug.The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023
Get the milf gravy mug.The act of gluing shreds of paper to your cock and then analy going down on your partner or significant other causing paper cuts and spilling human gravy all over your cock and re lubing it.
by UwUCumSlut February 18, 2023
Get the Gravy Train mug.A lady must consume a spicy meal wuch as an indian dish or anything south of the border. Preferably something she knows will give her diarrhea. She must then wait at least 6 hours before making the gravy.
After the six hours and her bowels start to grumble she must be inverted on her shoulders to create a bowl with her anus.
Her date must engage in anal sex and once he is ready to climax, he ejaculates on her anus. Then he mixes his semen with the juices made by the anal sex with his finger.
He then must lick his finger to sample it and feed the rest to the original chef.
After the six hours and her bowels start to grumble she must be inverted on her shoulders to create a bowl with her anus.
Her date must engage in anal sex and once he is ready to climax, he ejaculates on her anus. Then he mixes his semen with the juices made by the anal sex with his finger.
He then must lick his finger to sample it and feed the rest to the original chef.
by The fecal chef October 12, 2023
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