electric spliff

vaping a thc weed cart at the same time as a nicotine vape

Amelia is getting totally baked and buzzed at the same time while ripping the electric spliff

by NewOrleansStrangler May 30, 2024

Electric Lychee

When you are having an orgasm during threesome and one of the other people shoves lychee peels up your ass and electrocutes your ass making you shit batteries

She had an Electric Lychee and her ass was on fireeee

by BoredKumquat June 13, 2024

electric jizz

wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted

hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz

by porge cutternut June 25, 2024

Electrijaculate

The method of which a computer ejaculates, this is done by touching the CPU or power supply of one of these devices.
Can also be done wirelessly via bluetooth.

Jonathan: Hey sir, why is there so much white oil over my desk.
Rowan: Sorry my computer electrijaculated when he saw my IMac.

by pffimharryagain July 1, 2024

electrocucked

Definition: The experience of feeling betrayed, frustrated, or underwhelmed after switching from fossil fuel technology to electric technology, only to encounter decreased performance, reduced convenience, shorter lifespan, or other disappointing results.

1. “I thought going electric would save me money, but now my car barely makes it to work without needing a recharge, and the cost of battery replacements and lack of repairability have me feeling totally electrocucked.”
2. “Ever since I switched my trusty old gas chainsaw for this electric one, I’ve been totally electrocucked. It barely cuts through wood and runs out of juice halfway through the job!”
3. “After converting my kitchen to an induction cooktop, I’ve been missing the warm glow and visceral pleasure of cooking over a flame, not to mention the reliability of gas during power outages. Talk about getting electrocucked!”

by Le Duder July 3, 2024

Electrical Engineer

Electrical Engineers are a SPECIAL group of individuals. They pitifully study for hours just to nearly fail their classes. They are known for their love of alcohol, (mainly the kind that helps them forget the degree they chose), memeing their professors, radical bed head, and functioning on RedBull and hopes and dreams. Half of them are socially inept, while the other half can only speak about circuits and NAND gates. You can normally find them in a lab getting high off of soldering fumes.

"Look at that guy yelling at his breadboard." "Must be an Electrical Engineer."

by Clever_Club_Brawl October 8, 2024

electric toys

EVs, electric vehicles. These vehicles are immediate danger for the world, economics. This is another example of the mud we are going to in the "future". The term "toys" comes from the actual source of idea - kids toys. The difference is that EVs are just bigger in scale. The lie, that they are "green" is another example of human dumbness. Compared to a car, which creates little pollution during its entire lifespan, an EV creates tons of environment-harming substances and its not even made yet. And during the winter the battery doesnt last. Currently there is no way of recycling these toy batteries 20x bigger.

Electric toys are more harmful than cars

by Save_cars_protect_Europe December 12, 2024