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Electrijaculate

The method of which a computer ejaculates, this is done by touching the CPU or power supply of one of these devices.
Can also be done wirelessly via bluetooth.

Jonathan: Hey sir, why is there so much white oil over my desk.
Rowan: Sorry my computer electrijaculated when he saw my IMac.

by pffimharryagain July 1, 2024