by A local dreamer March 18, 2018
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To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.
by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018
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Will posterize u
Will break ur ankles
Has a wet jumper
Never misses a shot
Will posterize u
Will break ur ankles
Has a wet jumper
Never misses a shot
by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018
Get the evan fontes mug.A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018
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