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ehman

I hate that ehman.
I hate ehmen.
by yugottah8ganadians February 19, 2018
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Evanese

Evanese is when somebody named Evan speaks a different language that's non-existent.
You dude! Did Evan just speak Evanese again?
by A local dreamer March 18, 2018
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Evan

To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.
Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.
by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018
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evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot
Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .
by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018
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Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018
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evan

Evan is the term given to a deformed or disabled kid who plays fortnite everyday & Dosent want to download pubg because he knows that hes trash at it
by Enuas Bitch August 27, 2018
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Evan

YOURE SO TRASH EVAN GET GUD CONSOLE PLEB
by Pseudonym1838281188 September 3, 2018
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