The Dumbass Scotsman

A person who's idol is Stig of the Dump. He loves to dress like a tramp and loves his Stig of the Dump cologne (Which has a scent of shit in it).

The Dumbass Scotsman normally has either a J or a K in his initials. In some circumstances a mixture of the two can cause serious malfunction of the persons common sense.

by wurly_45678 October 16, 2008

critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.

When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.

by mrchristian November 20, 2012

Social dumbass

Someone who is socially awkward and does not know how to act around people therefore making them a dumbass

She is such a social dumbass

by A UNICORN PERSON November 22, 2016

Codependent dumbass

A sex act where one partner gives a foot massage whilst the receiver messages their ex and masturbates.

Man, last night we did the codependent dumbass and cried ourselves to sleep.

by StareIntoTheVoid March 19, 2017

legit dumbass

a person that is very dumb. the dumbest you can get. is very blind also but only when it comes to a nasty lookin boy. ( love you tho)

Abbey is a legit dumbass!!

by Fuckinfgsj July 2, 2018

lil dumass

Lil Dumass is the most quality SoundCloud rapper in the rap game. He has been invited to multiple musical award shows but turned them down along with an xxxtentacion feature.

" Dude did you listen to that new Lil Dumass song." -James
" Yeah but I wish he would stop letting that trash nigga raggythesavage feature on his songs."-Rey

by bishniggaalert June 7, 2019

spherical dumbass

Because no matter which way you look at it, the person is a dumbass

He wears fake non-prescription glasses in order to look smart, but in reality he's a spherical dumbass

by Historical Definitions September 18, 2019