Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

by P_Titty October 5, 2021

duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.

I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.

by JJ Jason February 9, 2008

Rave Duck

A ultra rare glowing bath toy. Only two were ever created, and they were sold to a thrift store for 25 cents. They were subsequently purchased by some douche-bag and his "girlfriend" at the time. It changes colors and produces joy to all those around it, and collects autographs.

Observer: What is that magnificent glowing thing that dude is holding?
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck

by Juicy Gravy November 29, 2010

Ducking Lot

Playing duck duck goose in a parking lot

Example:
*hits blunt*
Bro 1: bro imagine playing duck duck goose in a parking lot
Bro 2: let’s call it a ducking lot bro
Bro 1: you’re a fucking genius bro
Bro 2: not as smart as you tho bro
Bro 1: Bro...

by yoyomario February 25, 2019

tossing ducks

Throwing the football so damn good it's like its flying.

The quarterback was tossing ducks out there

by Crackswar March 18, 2015

Donald Duck

Donald Duck is Cockney Rhyming slang for fuck.

"I couldn't give a Donald Duck if you went out with him"

"Fancy a Donald before work, love?"

by Alexmate November 12, 2018