douched out

In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."
by yummybubble2 August 11, 2009
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douched out

Steve: "Hey are you on your way yet"

Brian: "No, I'm getting douched out by my dad"
by diablostallion November 28, 2010
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Douche Kill

Camping in call of duty or other fps in totally fucked places with the gayest weapons possible. Gayest weapons can include but are not limited to sniper rifles with acog scope, silenced shotguns, tomahawks, grenades cooked in a suicidal fashion, dual Uzis, energy hammers, c4, urine, sea urchins, power legs(duke nukem mp), rpgs, throwing knifes, and of course bags of dicks.
laying prone at the top of ladders with a shotgun. Laying prone on stairs waiting for a fag to kill. Sitting behind a door.Where no one has every tried to camp before, so they would never expect it is really the general rule for true douche kills. Personally i like to duck behind a desk like a boss with a shotgun while making quotes such as ya fired, or step into my office, we do not negotiate with fags, Im the boss i need the info, etc.......JUST BE A DICK AND YOU TO CAN DOUCHe KILL
by Dymeleon January 10, 2013
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Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.
by dallas_starfall February 13, 2016
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douche hitler

A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).
Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!
by #douchehitler September 18, 2015
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waft of douches

The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.
It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.
by handleofthedandle September 20, 2016
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Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
by QT23 February 27, 2011
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