couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.

That's just a couch excuse!

by dandan8000 November 22, 2024

Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024

Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

Pulling a couch

When BigDaddyCouch leaves a conversation without saying goodbye.

*someone leaves a group discord call without announcing their departure*

Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.

by AshBee91 June 22, 2025