carolyn metzed

(v) the act of tattling on someone when they get in an accident and flee the scene.

Ging: OMG someone told Johnny that I got in an accident
Girl: It was me
Ging: Omg you b***h you carolyn metzed me!

by caribbean September 19, 2010

Carolina Blizzard

A weather phenomenon where it snows a few flurries, all the bread and milk disappear from stores, and people drive 30 mph under the speed limit (and sometimes still end up in a ditch).

Me: "I'm going to be late coming home because it's snowing a little."

Mom: "Can you go by the store to get some milk?"

Me: "Are you kidding? It's a Carolina Blizzard, there's nothing left!"

by Wilsr1 January 15, 2011

Carolina cuntthumber

A process in which a male uses his thumb to uppercut a women's vagina as a means of discipline/punishment.

*Note*: Smaller women cuntthumbered by stronger men might even be raised up off the ground and slammed back down. If paralysis occurs, the male is to engage in intercourse straight away and then ejaculate onto her now emotionless face.

What??!! No dinner tonight??!! You know what, I think it time for a Carolina cuntthumber don't you??!! Caroooolinaaaa CUNTTHUMBERRRR!!!!!

by Carolinas cuntthumber May 20, 2011

Carolina King Bed

2 twin mattresses on the floor.

We just moved into this abandoned crack house, it came with a Carolina King Bed.

by Jefferson Maverick June 27, 2012

caroline moore

Caroline is one of the sweetest girls to ever be in your life. And talk about sexy, most carolines are slim thick. But a caroline moore is the definition of it. A Caroline Moore can model like gigi hadid with out a drop of sweat if u have a Caroline moore in your life just keep her there she is great to have

"Hey have you seen caroline moore?" "No but damn that girl cute as hell."

by Lydia.saunders July 11, 2017

carolina cookout

A carolina cookout is when a girl is getting spit roasted by 2 black guys. (spit roasted is when a girl is bent over taking one dick from behind and one in the mouth).

Tyrone asked Becky if she wanted to come over for a carolina cookout with his homie Devante.

by Big Jizzy August 30, 2017

Carolina Claw Machine

To put 1 finger each inside a woman’s butthole and vagina and pinch them together at the same time

“Dude, I totally gave her a Carolina Claw Machine. She was so into it!”

by PeachSodaPunk September 28, 2018