Cold Carla

A Cold Carla is a Hot Carl in revers.
It is performed by the female sitting on the toilet whilst performing filcacio on the man standing before her.

So I walked into the bathroom and my girl was sitting on tha toilet... we were high on M and she gave me a Cold Carla 😈

by Captain Daddy Pants and Peanut November 19, 2017

cold front

The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne

“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”

by ayebiotic November 12, 2017

Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

Cold Carol

a sexual fetish that involves massaging cubes of frozen urine into the skin.

That party was so crazy, they had one fridge for booze and a whole separate mini freezer for those that like to enjoy a Cold Carol.

by Propertymanagementfuckery January 19, 2018

Cold Kavanaugh

Having baseless accusations thrown at you but instead of acting cool about it you freak out and whine like a baby.

Man, I stole some shit but then was accused and cold Kavanaughed so it was obvious I did it.

by TheApparentTruth September 29, 2018

Cold Fire

Something so cold that it can burn you with how hot it is.

That 'fit is cold fire, bro.

by InkwellB June 24, 2019

cold juice

when an action is messed up or uncalled for.

Jordan: Yo, Dave is sleep. You wanna fuck with him?

Malcolm: Nahh son thats just cold juice...

by ultimatestackthrower999 August 15, 2011