cold juice

when an action is messed up or uncalled for.

Jordan: Yo, Dave is sleep. You wanna fuck with him?

Malcolm: Nahh son thats just cold juice...

by ultimatestackthrower999 August 15, 2011

Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

cold tires

A common excuse for motorcyclists after they lowside, when in all actuality the lowside was most likey caused by ham-fisted throttle control.

I pulled out of my driveway and next thing I know I'm sliding across the pavement. Damn cold tires.

by RobGoBlue December 10, 2008

Cold Cunted

The female version of being "Cock Blocked".

Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.

by GauchoMac March 3, 2010

Cold Carla

A Cold Carla is a Hot Carl in revers.
It is performed by the female sitting on the toilet whilst performing filcacio on the man standing before her.

So I walked into the bathroom and my girl was sitting on tha toilet... we were high on M and she gave me a Cold Carla 😈

by Captain Daddy Pants and Peanut November 19, 2017

fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak November 5, 2007

The Cold Finger

When a guy puts cone shaped ice cubes over his fingers, and then uses them to finger his girl till the ice melts and then making her lick his fingers clean afterwards.

Had such a blast the weekend, gave Michelle the Cold Finger, and she loved it.

by ZeRoTHScar February 2, 2015